yoyos!!

choir tis sat as usual. =))

5 April 08
Sat
10am
Reception Area.

pls bring ya stuffs! (the notes, nook, stationary etc)

and rem to at least try out wadeva exercises that was mentioned last sat!

time for the.....
JOKES.

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10. "Upon opening his Bible to the passage, his face turned red, and he let out a roar of laughter. Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me." Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."

here's one "explaining" the different sections in choir.
http://www.comedycorner.org/70.html
for those who dunno what tis is about, trust me, u'll come to know bout it sooner or later. waha.

Ps: rem to prank ppl on April's fool! and not get pranked. we'll share our joy and tears bout it next prac.

Cyas!


-louis

heyheys!

Qn: Who was the greatest comedian in the bible?

Ans: Samson. He brought the house down.


yup not only Samson but the choir will bring the house down!!
wahaha we'll be going up on stage soon, tentatively the last week of april. =)

So try ya best not to miss any choir pracs and stuff.

29th March
Sat
10am
Reception area.

Cyas all!

just for laughs:
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
-louis

heys everyone!

there'll be choir prac as usual..

22 March 08
10am
Sat
Reception area

rem to bring a small lil notebook along. =)
choir wont end too late(will end by 1115) for this sat,as its an ESS.

It's Easter! Why not let's take some time to ponder over a few questions i have here.

He was wounded for our transgressions, He was bruised for our iniquities. —Isaiah 53:5

1) Why did Jesus have to go on the cross?

2) What did Jesus have to go through for us? Pain is but one of them.

3) Everyone's talking bout Easter everywhere i go.. BUT, what does Easter mean to YOU?

Let's take time to thank Jesus for him being sacrificed for you and me.
The Lion of Judah, but also the Lamb of God.

See, from His head, His hands, His feet,
Sorrow and love flow mingled down;
Did e’er such love and sorrow meet
Or thorns compose so rich a crown? —Watts

Nothing speaks more clearly of God’s love than the cross.

-louis.

heys ppl,i got some new jokes for ya.

most of it are from the old testament.
so ask ya shepherds to explain if ya dun find it funny.


1)

Anachronism?

Abraham announced to Isaac one day that he had decided to upgrade their family computer to Windows 95.

Isaac said, "But father, we don't have enough memory!" To which Abraham replied, "Don't worry, my son, the Lord will provide the RAM."

2)
Theme Songs For Bible Characters

Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"

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Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise"

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Lazarus: "The Second Time Around"

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Esther: "I Feel Pretty"

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Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues"

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Moses: "The Wanderer"

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Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp"

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Samson: "Hair"

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Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night"

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Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

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Joshua: "Good Vibrations"

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Peter: "I'm Sorry"

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Esau: "Born To Be Wild"

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Jeremiah: "Take This Job and Shove It"

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Shadrach, Meshach, and Abendego: "Great Balls of Fire!"

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The Three Kings: "When You Wish Upon a Star"

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Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale"

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Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"

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Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"

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Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy"

3)
Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Q: Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A: Joseph: Pharaoh made a ruler of him.


-louis

heys all!!

yup our first choir practice after a very very long time.. will start le!

as u all know, its on the...

15th March 08
Sat Morning
1000 hours
Reception area

hey take note we'll be using the reception area! choir's gotten a little bigger so africa room can no longer fit us all in.
Come to the reception area through the 6th floor. there's this orange door that u can use to get into nexus. then, make ya way to the place.

one last reminder, please be ON TIME!!

just for laughs:

1)
At Sunday School they were learning how God created everything, including human beings. Johnny was especially intent when the teacher told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"
Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

2)
Visiting his grandparents, a small boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out. He picked it up and found that it was an old leaf that had been pressed flat between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," he called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked."
With astonishment in his voice, the boy answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

3)
A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday to spend the day hiking in the wilderness. Rounding a sharp bend in the trail, he collided with a bear and was sent tumbling down a steep grade. He landed on a rock and broke both legs.
With the ferocious bear charging at him from a distance, the preacher prayed, "O Lord, I'm so sorry for skipping services today. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish -- make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me!"
At that very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to his knees, clasped his paws together, and began to pray aloud at the preacher's feet: "Dear God, please bless this food I am about to receive."




-louis