yos choiristers!

28th Jun 08
10AM
America Room
FULL CHOIR

yup. still continue to bring yr notebks and stuff.
will be randomly picking people to sing intervals, (ie. doh-soh, doh-fa)
so do "train up" a little!

i'll be seeing everyone around yeas!

laughs~

Church Bulletin Bloopers.
1. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
2. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
3. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.
4. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
5. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
6. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
7. The pastor, to the members of Women's ministries: "I thank you for your thighs and offerings."

-Remarkable Parrot-
three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
The first said: "I built a big house for our mother."
The second said: "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
The third said: "You remember how our mother enjoys reading the Bible. Now she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot recites it."
Soon thereafter, their mother sent out her letters of thanks.
"Milton," she said, "the house you built is so huge. I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house.
"Gerald," she said, "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes. And that driver is so rude! He's a pain!"
"But Donald," she said, "the little chicken you sent was delicious!"

-louis.