heys!

choir this sat..

02th Aug 08
Sat
10am
FULL CHOIR
America Room.

we'll be learning songs for 16th aug.

past 2 weeks were ESS, believe some of us really reaped! let's give thanks to God for that.
now that ESS is over, i expect EVERYONE to come for practices punctually k? we need to be faithful in all spokes of our lives. Rem the parable 0f Talents? yeah. =)

alright now for the most awaited....

Letters To God

Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane

Dear God,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. - Elliot

Dear God,
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?"
Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla

Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday.
That was cool! - Eugene

Dear God,
I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Allison

Dear God,
Are you really invisible or is that a trick? - Lucy

Dear God,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? - Anita

Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? - Norma

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones
You have now? - Cindy

Dear God,
Who draws the lines around countries? - Nan

Dear God,
The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool".
But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. - Edward

Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? - Neil

Dear God,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. - Robert

Dear God,
Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce

Dear God,
Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. - Tom

God is Watching

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
Someone had written a note and placed it next to the apples.
It read, "Take only one, God is watching."

Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

One little boy wrote his own note and snuck it next to the cookies,
"Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

-louis.

yos everybody!

choir this sat..

12th July 08
Sat
10am
America Room
FULL CHOIR

k rem your homework?
1. note all the solfege (doh-re-mi-fa...) on your scores.
2. try to learn the tune by it
3. learn the chinese. (attempt to)

yup. and some announcements here as well.

a) Choir is going up on stage on the 16th Aug 08 instead of the 2nd Aug 08! Note the change. it'll be during the newbeliever service. =)

b) People who pass choir auditions, i.e. our beloved newcomers, will attend choir pracs after our on-stage on 16th Aug. That is to say, first prac will be on 23rd Aug =)
i will inform personally by sms :)

ok. that shld be all for now.
cyas all soon! =))

wahahaha~
Q: Ah bao was murdered! However the police quickly found the killer.. who is it?
A: Ah Dou, because Dou Sa Bao

Q: Xiao Bai & Da Bai are brothers. As Xiao Bai grows older, he look more and more like his brother. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A: zhen xiang da bai

Q: Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong ... Who will win first??
A: Saddam Hussein (hu xian)

Q: Which Chinese Emperor in history is bilnd?
A: Kang Xi (Can't see)

Q: Which Chinese host don't have centre parting?
A: Wu Zong Xian (Jacky Wu)

Q: Among Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot tahan roller-coasters?
A: Xiao Bai, cos Xiao Bai Tu (xiao bai vomits)

Q: Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
A: cos bei bi wu chi (baby no teeth)

Q: If you take egg throw the stone, which one will break?
A: neither breaks cos u take the egg, then throw the stone, egg is still in your hand...

Q: Why does LHL take a walk in the park in the evening but not in the morning?
A: cos he is PM, not AM

Q: what do u get when u add xiao-bai and xiao-bai together?
A: xiao-bai-two (xiao bai tu)


-louis.

hey yos.

5th July 08
Sat
10am
America Room
FULL CHOIR

yup. its full choir. =)
pls do revise the various warmups and techniques we've done, in the past few sessions especially.
will be testing random people on it.
(i'll most prob choose those who are the odd-one-outs, if u get wad i mean.lol.)

a day without laughter is a day wasted~
Real 911 calls:

Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

-louis.